What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?